the first of these quotes were made by mr. wittenburg (the best computer graphics and photography teacher ever).
mr. wittenburg always wanted to be a beatle. but instead, his name only became famous among the students of ua.
mista witt, we love you, and this quaint little section is dedicated to you.
"It's a poopy world today." ~ Mista Witt
"those laptops, they're slow as christmas." ~ Mista Witt
"You guys... grinning like possums." ~ Mista Witt
"That stuff'll eat away your skin quicker than flies on poop." ~ Mista Witt
"I'd give my kingdom for a cough drop." ~ Mista Witt
"mommy would it be weird to eat a bahama mama for breakfast?" ~ Emma
"we're going to need a bigger cup of tea." ~ Anna
"Your voice is stabbing my brain!" ~ Anna
"That woman is a teacher?! what does she teach, advanced retard?" ~ Tim
"silence is golden. death is platinum." ~ nikki
(at the sight of excessive christmas decorations) "Jesus!!!...'s birthday is coming up." ~ Dan
"well if you bring fancy cheese you will undoubtably get some fancy farts out of me" ~ Chris
"I am going to have a beagle with JAM!!" ~ Nikki
"if cat fish is meat, then cat food is dog food." ~ Dwayne
"It's like my thoughts are constantly working... what was i talking about?" ~ Peter
"[about the show Ed] They should just kill off the cast and start over, make a show called 'Stan' about an arcade owning psychologist or something." ~ Tim
"Today Martha Stewart was making CALLAD greens." ~Peter
"damnit I have a pickle in the fridge at work." ~ Nikki
"the other day jef's neck smelled like peanut butter" ~ Kuo
"I was talking to pat costello and he asked about a TOFURKEY." ~ jef
"damnit a stick of butter" ~ Nikki, i think...
"I ain't comfortable til i got a big 'ol chicken leg in my mouf, walkin' round the house." ~Dwayne
"My mom and I were gonna make chex mix, but then, like, we didn't" ~ Groezy
"I made pot roast the other night, it was AWESOME!!" ~Bobby
"Chris Wagie?!?" ~Emily
"I was such a ghostbusters kid, them with their futon packs!" ~ Nikki
"Do you want to sit on the toilet so you can do me?" ~ Lynn
"Disco is the worst music ever made."
"but it still kicks ass."
"yeah." ~ Josh and Lynn
"I like your arms when they're not in my butt." ~ Chris
"Did you say gonorrhea?"
"She said Stacy Anthony." ~ Groezy and Lynn
"mearchandise credit" ~ groezy
"handicayped schpatzes" ~ groezy
"AJ's boobs!" ~ Chris
"She's always wanted to smell a baby." ~ Insane Woman
"woh holds 11 1/2 dolls!" ~ Groezy
"I'll sell my body... parts." ~ Groezy
"All speakers say: 'I love my ex-husband!'" ~ Emma
"It's the sam dame thing." ~ Groezy
"Bet you don't think i got you an elephant!!" ~ Groezy
"Cinnamon!!!!" ~ Groezy
"Hoe muff tub rave??" ~ Groezy and Lynn
"Once my mom stepped on a chick." ~ Catherine
"I'm a vegetarian because sometimes deers get hit by cars." ~Mason
"He's carrying it! He's carrying it!" ~ Groezy
"Do you want to go to Tuttle? Do you want a hard boiled egg?" ~ my momma
"Let me get out my bag of ham" ~ Catherine
"I'm sooo out of the poop loop." ~ Jessie
"I smell like cow femur." ~ Catherine
"Stick it on yer tablet, dude" ~ Justin
"He said 'vertical limit' i said Fruit of the Loom?" ~ Seth
"How should I site, like, pooh?" ~ Ohhh Jamie