the first of these quotes were made by mr. wittenburg (the best computer graphics and photography teacher ever).
mr. wittenburg always wanted to be a beatle. but instead, his name only became famous among the students of ua.
mista witt, we love you, and this quaint little section is dedicated to you.

"It's a poopy world today." ~ Mista Witt

"those laptops, they're slow as christmas." ~ Mista Witt

"You guys... grinning like possums." ~ Mista Witt

"That stuff'll eat away your skin quicker than flies on poop." ~ Mista Witt

"I'd give my kingdom for a cough drop." ~ Mista Witt

"mommy would it be weird to eat a bahama mama for breakfast?" ~ Emma

"we're going to need a bigger cup of tea." ~ Anna

"Your voice is stabbing my brain!" ~ Anna

"That woman is a teacher?! what does she teach, advanced retard?" ~ Tim

"silence is golden. death is platinum." ~ nikki

(at the sight of excessive christmas decorations) "Jesus!!!...'s birthday is coming up." ~ Dan

"well if you bring fancy cheese you will undoubtably get some fancy farts out of me" ~ Chris

"I am going to have a beagle with JAM!!" ~ Nikki

"if cat fish is meat, then cat food is dog food." ~ Dwayne

"It's like my thoughts are constantly working... what was i talking about?" ~ Peter

"[about the show Ed] They should just kill off the cast and start over, make a show called 'Stan' about an arcade owning psychologist or something." ~ Tim

"Today Martha Stewart was making CALLAD greens." ~Peter

"damnit I have a pickle in the fridge at work." ~ Nikki

"the other day jef's neck smelled like peanut butter" ~ Kuo

"I was talking to pat costello and he asked about a TOFURKEY." ~ jef

"damnit a stick of butter" ~ Nikki, i think...

"I ain't comfortable til i got a big 'ol chicken leg in my mouf, walkin' round the house." ~Dwayne

"My mom and I were gonna make chex mix, but then, like, we didn't" ~ Groezy

"I made pot roast the other night, it was AWESOME!!" ~Bobby

"Chris Wagie?!?" ~Emily

"I was such a ghostbusters kid, them with their futon packs!" ~ Nikki

"Do you want to sit on the toilet so you can do me?" ~ Lynn

"Disco is the worst music ever made."
"but it still kicks ass."
"yeah." ~ Josh and Lynn

"I like your arms when they're not in my butt." ~ Chris

"Did you say gonorrhea?"
"She said Stacy Anthony." ~ Groezy and Lynn

"mearchandise credit" ~ groezy

"handicayped schpatzes" ~ groezy

"AJ's boobs!" ~ Chris

"She's always wanted to smell a baby." ~ Insane Woman

"woh holds 11 1/2 dolls!" ~ Groezy

"I'll sell my body... parts." ~ Groezy

"All speakers say: 'I love my ex-husband!'" ~ Emma

"It's the sam dame thing." ~ Groezy

"Bet you don't think i got you an elephant!!" ~ Groezy

"Cinnamon!!!!" ~ Groezy

"Hoe muff tub rave??" ~ Groezy and Lynn

"Once my mom stepped on a chick." ~ Catherine

"I'm a vegetarian because sometimes deers get hit by cars." ~Mason

"He's carrying it! He's carrying it!" ~ Groezy

"Do you want to go to Tuttle? Do you want a hard boiled egg?" ~ my momma

"Let me get out my bag of ham" ~ Catherine

"I'm sooo out of the poop loop." ~ Jessie

"I smell like cow femur." ~ Catherine

"Stick it on yer tablet, dude" ~ Justin

"He said 'vertical limit' i said Fruit of the Loom?" ~ Seth

"How should I site, like, pooh?" ~ Ohhh Jamie